Well, it was never prescribed, but I thought I would give this one a try.
1 time through:
1) wake up at 4:30 am (K, is that right?)
2) have really super nice cousin drive you to the parking lot nearby the Metro in DC so you can catch a train and avoid all the crazy traffic
3) Ride metro and miss stop you need because the platform is too full of people
4) Walk 2 miles to Blue gate.
5) Wait 3.5 hrs in line at blue gate. Contain rage while people cut in front of you. Hold pee until kidney fails.
6) Get in finally after having to push yourself through a funnel of 30 people wide down to 2.
7) Hit numb feet 500 times on ground to try and revive.
8) Watch historical inaguration.
9) Leave after speech in order to try and beat crowds.
10) Get lost; then walk 7 miles to nearest red-line metro stop.
11) Ride metro home, drink a beer and watch the balls.
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hahaha...i never saw this post until today! Very accurate. And I am still glad I didn't go down with yall. Lame, I know. But I would have been so distracted by the annoying crowds and brutally cold weather that I wouldn't have enjoyed it at all. So glad you ladies came to stay with me for the big innaug. It was great having you!!!
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